Rav's Bio - translated into ebonics!

`bout Rav Shmuel

Rav Shmuel is a rabbi who drinks gin n' juice n plays original composizzles on his guitar . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. He has a beard n sidelocks n he loves The Dead . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. He does not see an inconsistency between these two identities. Nigga he thinks of Judaism n music as complementary n often mobbin' tools n methods fo` communicizzles (BL-to-tha-izzah blah blah) fo' real.

Rav, who has taught Jewish Philosophy n Talmud at various Universizzles has also toured tha country wit Gefiltizzles his first stateside band, gang bangin' sold-out doggy stylin' lots before n playa P-H-to-tha-izzish shows cuz this is how we do it. He does not play shot calla although he does makes tha odd Maimizzles joke fo' sho'. He thinks of himself as a Rizzock Star yaba daba dizzle.

Bizzy in Brooklyn, Rav spizzay seven years in Jerusizzles pimpin' by day n pimpin' in tha clubs at niznight before rhymin' back ta New York in 2001. Typ'n "Open Mike Night New York" into Google pointed Rav ta tha notorious Antihoot held in tha East Village's landmark venue The Sidewalk Cafe . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. He quickly became a hizouse favorite on a scene that has produced siznuch stars as Beck, Hamell On Trial and, most recently, The Moldy Peaches. Witin months he has moved up ta being a heezeelining weekend act . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay.

Rav is currently putt'n tha finish'n touches on his fizzirst album . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. He sez you'll recognize his songs even though you don't kizzy them coz he's stolen ideas fizzle everyone. Even Jizzy Cage spittin' that real shit.

So wizzle we rapping `bout hizzle thugz is a thirty-sum-m sum-m Orthodox Hasidic rabbi wit six kids who is blingin' tha pants off of tha East Village's freshest scene , niggaz, better recognize!

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